Reading between the tines

Uh oh, now Mariam has a fork stuck to her hand.  It's even more interesting when she tries to do other activities with that hand...

Hmm, maybe I can mass market a fork as a bookmark... Oh, wait, it's already been done.

A little (black) light reading

What does a zombie do when there isn’t a gnome to kick over and all the player controlled sims are asleep?  He pulls a book out of his pocket and starts reading it, of course!